Variety may be the spice of life, but spice and indigestion often are travel companions.

After the near-worthless energy bill passed by the House, it’s a good thing Congress doesn’t control our blood supply – yet.

The reason some politicians have trouble telling the truth is that they haven’t been around it enough to recognize it.

When you’re in deep misery, remember it becomes deeper the longer you wallow in it.

Some members of Congress claim they can work with “both sides” just because they can talk out of both sides of their mouth.

A good conversationalist is to be appreciated, a good listener is to be treasured.

This Democratic controlled Congress is like having an idiot as a fellow worker: Dangerous when working, incoherently useless on break.

Just about everyone but lawyers in politics agrees that we have too many lawyers in politics, and too many bad laws. Wonder if voters will ever figure that out?

Good enough on time can be of great benefit, perfect, too late, benefits no one.

Remember that both blossoms and skunks influence their surroundings in following their true nature, and decide how you want to affect yours.

In this unstable stock market, you shouldn’t speculate if you can’t afford it – or if you can.

Some say there are too many idiots in Congress – no, the number is not 535, but that’s not as far off as you might think.