Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. (with “Thanks” to Bryce Willis)

You’ve heard there’s no honor among thieves, and this election year the politicians are doing nothing to disprove it.

“Original thought” may not be really original, but anything that resembles it is sure getting scarce these days.

John Kerry has shown he is adept at using the “f---”-word, and can identify as an “s.o.b” a snow boarder he says ran over him at Sun Valley. Now if he can learn a few higher-class words, maybe he can string together a sentence that makes sense.

The “Golden Years” aren’t bad – if you have some gold and someone special to keep you company.

It’s never a disgrace to be out-babbled by a babbler.

Happy Anniversary, with love, ELM